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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>开业联都，不烦丝竹邀平仄 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>.(狂生)
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>骂街狂客，错把无知作对联</FONT>……<FONT face=Simsun>江南刀客


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</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">龙头老大  江南刀客自逍遥 </FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">……  狂回对


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狂对: 所谓阴阳, 念谷神, 忘玄牝, 写道德经, 才借涂鸦出西关.[狂狂<FONT face=Simsun>]
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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>灵台不欲闻猫屎 [狂狂</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>]
圣殿难堪患鼠精 [胡马]


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>出句：情深意笃联都国粹 [把酒东篱</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>]
对句: 酒浅更长飘雪故乡 [ 狂狂生 ]


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>4.</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>老苏诗味


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>啖口荔枝</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>虚望眼庐山厚雾
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>充肠佛跳</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>尚留情岭表朝云


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>5.</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>亡羊未晚也


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>衡阳雁去无留意
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>祝庙鸿来须小心


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>貂毛暖项</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>矽并隆胸</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>六寸金莲行不得
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>鹿汁填唇</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>金环穿鼻</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>一头红粉属人家 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun> [狂狂]感比寞寂沙洲更寂.


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>不是秀才</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>多宜交点儿"学"费
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>欲成肥宰</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>少不了先做"生"员</FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>[狂狂]迎不才


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>哪壶不开提哪壶</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun></FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>朱丝绳
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>谁个怕笑挤谁个</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--[狂狂]


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扁蟹横行称牛一,   气煞狂生


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>肝心脾肺肾</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>来来去去精神气
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>江涧海河川</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>滴滴涓涓 </FONT><FONT face=Simsun>H</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>2</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>O
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狂狂生

<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>&lt;&lt;&lt; 联都谐趣集 &gt;&gt;&gt; - 2
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun></FONT></P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>政客惜身”痔”不平
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>英雄卖命”头”方断

</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>后’面’吃完佛跳墙
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>前’头’捉了张飞攒

</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>乌里单刀
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>上方宝剑

</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>白帝魂来白帝城
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>黄金色锁黄金岸.</FONT>

<FONT face=Simsun>南山主人心情不好
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>潇湘妃子晕倒一片.....</FONT><FONT face=Simsun> That</FONT>’<FONT face=Simsun>s all folks. (见笑见笑!</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>细嚼味如蜡,高吟方见笑)

</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">原创：落魄方知世态凉（潇湘妃子）
原创：登徒岂惧街砖热( 双关博士 ) … 我也

</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>辛苦通肠  马蹄柠檬露
清凉透暑  牛奶冰激凌…..牛奶冰激凌: </FONT></P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>妆神弄鬼,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>巫师混饭坑人戏 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>..某出句
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>笃地指天,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>黄帝糊涂吸雾烟 </FONT>……<FONT face=Simsun>狂为巫辯护.

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">打恭作揖  未见一人批圣主
逐浪随波  谁来共我拜神巫 ….  狂作反对

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">不缘花柳常随口
必有梅疵强出头 ---  狂作一联应苏三

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">反手一巴掌   ----  [李天]
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">直头无理由!!?!</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"> .. [狂狂生]

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">粗心久之成细意   …狂对
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">生面一时变熟人</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">   --- 粗人

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>顺水取河虾
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>之泉终扮蟹</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(扮蟹,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>被捉也,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>之泉,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>大军阀段祺瑞也)嵌</FONT>”<FONT face=Simsun>顺之</FONT>”

<P><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>马老马胡涂
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>仔大仔世界 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun> 嵌</FONT>”<FONT face=Simsun>马仔</FONT>”

<P><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>三里保和平
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>丰隆消湿滯 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun> 嵌</FONT>”<FONT face=Simsun>三丰</FONT>”

<P><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>涛水同声争钓岛</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>&lt;狂眠自在&gt; </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun> 狂 </FONT>–<FONT face=Simsun> &lt;涛,胡也. 水, 陈也.&gt;
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>项刘分治割鸿沟</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>[群居独处] </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun> 都市燕客

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>多心经</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>不见波罗密</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(读般若波罗密多心经,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>淡然无味,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>要寻味,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>则必失望也矣)</FONT>
<FONT face=Simsun>天一阁</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>居然万宝庐</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(天一阁集书为最,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>一曾大半贾氏万卷楼所藏,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>清演成四库)

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>出句：道不行则浮海上 (苏三21th)
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face=Simsun>狂对:</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>爱失业唯睡街边  </FONT></FONT><FONT face=Simsun>[狂</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>]<BR line-break?><BR line-break?><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>莫为陶醉两肩云
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>必是归来一脚湿 </FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>狂狂曰: 老参谋</FONT>…

<P><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>庸医老眼"昏"花</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>扮呆仍摘杏
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>宰相沉思"晟"日</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>遗恨失吞吴</FONT>…<FONT face=Simsun>我迎旮旯呆杏吞吳.

<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>出句；八面威风寒敌胆</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>[</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>伴月斋</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>]
对句：一头嗅汗感皇恩</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>[狂狂生]</FONT> ...</P>

狂狂生

<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">大厨师油手好咸  [飞鹤远]
精品店名牌*卖  [狂狂生]

</FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">宣和尚梦中和殿
不长眉毛爱长须 … [狂狂生] 迎长眉和尚.
<P></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">出句：身在广寒难咏月 [狂狂生]
对句：神游鹊会好吹牛 [绿精灵]
<P></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>豁达精明非小鬼
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>逍遥快乐是狂生</FONT>…[<FONT face=Simsun>芳魂].
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>出句：几副佳联怡倦眼 [苏三]...对不起,糟挞了这副佳联</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>...
对句: 半床明月浸疆尸 [狂狂生]</FONT><FONT face=Simsun> </FONT>……<FONT face=Simsun>..苏三：狂晕 ：（（
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>并列双溪流水对 [芳魂]
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>独方一味写包单 [狂生]
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>芳子平生嗜旦面
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>魂儿随我走江湖.. X ?,</FONT> <P><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>&lt;&lt;搞笑雪梅七唱&gt;&gt;
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>梅香咸鱼最堪饭
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>雪坏脐菇恨杀牙
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>积雪髭须疑老大
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>话梅齿舌更穷酸
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>一点梅花来得毒
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>无边雪月不知寒
<P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>吴盐胜雪咸而湿
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>芥子书梅淡亦干</FONT></P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>雪地难行雪铁龙
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>梅香大闹梅知府 (府虎同音)</P><P></FONT><P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>南楼一凤多梅毒
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>北海无洋卖雪糕</FONT></P><P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>煮茶逸士溶新雪
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>止渴将军望远梅.</P></FONT>