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狂狂生

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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">鼠無大小俱稱老......  ?
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">茶出蘇杭皆有名</FONT>-----<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 狂


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>何須琥珀方為枕---李
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>抱著蠻夷又是妻---狂</FONT></P>
<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>運去不逢青誨馬---李
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>衰來必遇兩頭蛇---狂</P>
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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>徒令上將揮神筆---杜
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>莫叫閻王出鬼師---狂


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</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>杜鵑休向耳邊啼---唐詩


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<P 12pt? break-all; LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>曾經滄海難為水---宋詩
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>未練還丹莫入山---悟真篇.


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">一點絳唇</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman">   何事嬌嗔聞怪物</FONT>;
<FONT face="Times New Roman">十年碧海</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman">   可憐飄泊是狂生…狂生回点绛唇


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">江南春早</FONT> <FONT face="Times New Roman">千里冰雪無尋處</FONT>  <FONT face="Times New Roman">一點絳唇夢己遠</FONT>;
<FONT face="Times New Roman">雪影無痕</FONT>  <FONT face="Times New Roman">一壺清茶繞指柔</FONT>  <FONT face="Times New Roman"> 兩條翠袖念還過</FONT>. [狂生]



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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">..............“硬凑翠袖失之工,两条不雅,狂生再想想”</FONT>---  <FONT face="Times New Roman">翠袖


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">休戀那</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 軟飲省力沉沉過”</FONT> ---<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>  XXX
<FONT face="Times New Roman"></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">細說耒</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 硬屎常拉日日閑</FONT>.<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>  ---  <FONT face="Times New Roman">狂狂生</FONT>  (<FONT face="Times New Roman">拉硬屎</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman">劉佬佬話</FONT>)


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">落葉知秋</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 可知乎</FONT>?<FONT face="Times New Roman">  原來夢醒紅樓</FONT>:<FONT face="Times New Roman">”
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">倚窗得雪</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 不得了</FONT>!<FONT face="Times New Roman">  疑是魂飛紫塞</FONT>.<FONT face="Times New Roman">”…</FONT> (<FONT face="Times New Roman">贺</FONT> luoyezhiqiu !! <FONT face="Times New Roman">的</FONT>)


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">陳言老調</FONT>,  <FONT face="Times New Roman"></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">豈能一支獨秀</FONT>    (<FONT face="Times New Roman">红衣大师</FONT>)
<FONT face="Times New Roman">張載李冠</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman">  渾得半句打油</FONT>!!!  ( <FONT face="Times New Roman">狂生</FONT> )


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">指天篤地人</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 無庸屬我</FONT>;
<FONT face="Times New Roman">覆雨翻云手</FONT>,<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 肯定輸他</FONT>. [狂生]



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</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">几个探花求榜眼  ---  狂生


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</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">廾载情关郁达夫  (郁字变幽郁的郁)</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">   


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别时容易见时难</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>李煜


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</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">早 點 點 點 點 心 腹    狂生
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">長 對 對 對 對 南 北    狂生


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">濟魯士多來趵突   (趵突泉名對”濟南名士多”)
曾幾吉甫上茶山   (曾幾字吉甫號茶山老人)
  ...............................(  “士多”- Store 和”吉甫”- Jeep 都是中譯英之名詞  )


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">己成菊圃五斗不折腰
未到烂</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">柯滿盤皆落索 [狂生]
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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">常操鐵石防非典
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">飽讀詩書須正經</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">  (狂入吳越收馨香为徒)


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">横眉冷对千夫指     鲁迅
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">拆字强分一合酥   &lt;杨修&gt; 狂生
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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">好用诸侯娱姣嬪   &lt;周幽王&gt; 狂生
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">不將袍子換袈裟     周作人

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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">绝顶方知天下小  … 红楼
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">凌云始识眼前空  …[狂生]


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">一号宜农该下种   . [落叶知秋]
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">九成伤孽要松人.....[狂生搞笑]


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">楼未起时原有友 --- 皓然
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">头来寺里己无毛 --- 狂生


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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">浩然慨然改陆游, 我狂生也来一个:
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">世味年来淡似茶</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">, 谁令鼠著故乡纱, 小楼昨夜临春雨, 大埠明朝鑲苦瓜
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">老蟹横行嫌命短</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">, 红灯直路暂分家, 素衣不作风尘叹, 其实风尘未禁差</FONT><BR line-break?><BR line-break?>
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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face="Times New Roman">饥鼠翻盘寻洞洞
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">苍头运笔对联联  ...  狂生
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