狂狂生

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<P 0pt? 0in><FONT face=Simsun>月来多妄语  -- 狂对
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>岁去少轻言  -- 岚出


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<P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>潭有心鱼游未动  --- 三少正经的
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>餐无胃气食难欢  --- 狂生胡浑地


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<P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>书,剑,恩,仇,四回事,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>也垂青史  (一笑)
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>油,盐,柴,米,一品锅,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>愿到白头. [狂生]


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<P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>狂生:古城嘶马忆长板</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>求下联</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>)
自对:新界耕牛笑短裙


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<P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>狂生:持久论成,迈道六亿神州尽尧舜(求下联</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>)
自对:飘零己惯,堪怜三千白发一江湖.</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(九对零)


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汉界楚河，隔不断迢程到此，宾朋入座，任尔呼北馔南馐，青脆与肥醲，</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">五味调易牙善。
小鲜而大菜，诸般皆物美价廉。
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">墨幅悬逸少真卿，姬琴听唐风宋韵。
清谈所及，六洲异俗奇闻，玉盏谁邻，四座渊明太白，幸逢盛会，我亦驰心。
如当海阔天空，九万里扶摇一瞬。 </P>
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<P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>对句：
和璧越刀,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>教许多烈士沈沦,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>载酒行歌,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>恁谁念东流西塞,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>捧心还果腹,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>一时托陸羽陈荣,</FONT>  
<FONT face=Simsun>短嘆共長嗟,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>遮莫是谋田问榭.</FONT>  
<FONT face=Simsun>干戈沈胡沙羯土,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>后帝悲秦殿隋宮,</FONT>  
<FONT face=Simsun>老病相扶,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>四野神嚎鬼號,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>梦魂游处,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>九天罗刹金刚,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>偶遇冥桥,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>渠无隐恨,</FONT>
<FONT face=Simsun>正係山窮水尽,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>三五友唁悼百年.</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>       ---    狂狂笑对</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>

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<P>  --  2  --</P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>云阁楼高思湾仔   --  狂生
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>月潭水净话长春   --  三少

</FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">羊尾己拖兵烬去  (狂出句)
猴头须帶太平來  (自对之)   …. 今想之, 须字应改未字.
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">"青眼聊因美酒横", 況有白云猪手, 黄粱新熟, 梦过红楼, 何妨都来一醉  ---  求下联
"朱弦己为佳人绝", 因无紫雁羚毛, 赤麟旧谱, 筵开绿岂, 修作永訣长歌  --   自对之      
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">路遥知马力</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">,     
人饿爱牛排
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>逢人但说三分话</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>,   
过眼犹愁一寸钉
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>闻歌"曲"挠还三月</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>孔丘</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>,   
看讵"横"行到几时</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>蟹
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>运交华盖欲何求，终不成胃病</FONT>  
<FONT face=Simsun>名落孙山无所谓，尽可放胸怀   &lt;&lt; 一笑 &gt;&gt;
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?>  <FONT face=Simsun>命到尽時方合眼</FONT>
  <FONT face=Simsun>兵临城下待埋牙
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun></FONT><FONT face=Simsun>我披马褂非骑马</FONT>
  <FONT face=Simsun>她著旗袍欲被骑.  
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>飞鸽有书留浪子
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>扬州幻梦笑无情</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>  --- 贺无情子任斑竹.
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>赴宴同赌番摊</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>两事须妨起尾注</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>上联</FONT>
<FONT face=Simsun>单思与寻菡萏</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>一方梦出並头花</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>   <FONT face=Simsun>狂生
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<P>  --  3  --</P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>好*联'多多</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>都道笑中原有泪
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>真*对'不起</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>恁知福里看无情  

</FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>郭靖庸资</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>有幸飞来小血汗</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>狂狂
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun></FONT><FONT face=Simsun>穆王霸业</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>无缘独得大乌孙</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>狂狂
</P><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>&gt;欲访截筒猪胆鼻</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>狂狂</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>(</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>相女人</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>)
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>&gt;喜逢批竹剑锋牙</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>狂狂</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>(相名马)

<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>雪飘遇日,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>溶溶小雨,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>水客未来先湿足</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>上联
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>古典生男,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>落落大方,</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>灌夫在座未低头</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>--</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>自对.

<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>登陆火星常碰壁 ---三少
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>挥春年晚偶爬墙</FONT><FONT face=Simsun> ---狂狂生</FONT>
<P><P><P break-all; 0in LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt? WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">胡也颦来贩毒 </FONT>---<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>*<FONT face="Times New Roman">大腸公子
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">樊於期到交差 </FONT>---<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>*<FONT face="Times New Roman">狂狂生</FONT>

<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>日照东方一岛红,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>西苑那话</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>&lt;</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>日语再见</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>&gt;
壮行西极千嶂雪,</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>沙里洪巴</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>&lt;壮,新疆语欢迎&gt;

<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>虽未成龙亦有神</FONT>
<FONT face=Simsun>不成化凤方知女  --- 三少

<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun>粉蝶古来短梦飘
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>棉胎典去长宵雪.</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>(供一笑吧!)

<P></FONT><P><P break-all; 0in 12pt? LINE-HEIGHT: WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">热肠能暖酒 </FONT>-- <FONT face="Times New Roman">雪髯
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">寒胆怕操兵 -- <FONT face=Simsun>狂生</FONT>
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; 0in 12pt? LINE-HEIGHT: WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><P><P><P break-all; 12pt? LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT face=Simsun>"一夜风声催白发"  -- 白衣殷原</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun>四圈尘定叫红中.</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>  </FONT>–<FONT face=Simsun>- 黑袜狂生

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<P>  --  4  --</P><P break-all; 12pt? LINE-HEIGHT:><FONT size=3><FONT face=Simsun>卖酒半生因白脸（卓文君）</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>-- 狂生出句
</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>骑驴一路笑红尘（张果老） -- 一笑对句

</FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; 0in LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt? WORD-BREAK: 0pt;><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">何淡如长江上水</FONT>   -- <FONT face="Times New Roman">狂生
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">李清照香港流芳</FONT>  --  <FONT face="Times New Roman">一笑
</FONT></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>贾平凹凸眼生花 --(自对)
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>朱弦断处指犹凉====恒醉奇香
</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>豆腐吃完心尚滑    狂生
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>石如钝锉来磨地  --  三少爷
</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>刀若精乖可剃头  --  狂狂生
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>开弓岂有回头箭 --- 布衣? 三少?
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face=Simsun>教路常须香口胶</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>---</FONT>  <FONT face=Simsun>狂狂生见足教常勤咬</FONT> <FONT face=Simsun>spearmint
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>小堂深处好读书  -- 三
</FONT></FONT><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>大学池旁曾懒散  -- 狂
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 14pt?><FONT face=Simsun size=3>出句: 找他个水落石出
</FONT><FONT face=Simsun><FONT size=3>对句: 抛我双月下花前…
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">清时有味是无能
明日毋钱才打算 --- 应三少爷清明三唱
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">修定稿前文已改  …….芳魂出句
</FONT></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>得闲斋懒鬼云魂 .........狂对</FONT> <P><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">唐朝瑰宝李时珍  [芳魂]
漢后砒霜周世显 [狂生]
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诗赋洞房平上去  [狂狂生]对句
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">树下一群山药蛋[蜘蛛侠]出句
眼前尽见水门汀[狂狂生]对句
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庞氏雪花糕 [狂生]
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">青藤面壁参何佛  …蜘
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">国脚头槌入几球?…狂
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">猛料何需炒作 …..影月无双
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">咸鱼亦会翻生.......狂
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">几何听过, 无上心咒
</FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">三藐菩提, 不若波罗  [芳魂狂生合作?]
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">卷一帘细风待月 …池中雨荷?
</FONT></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>打四圈麻将通宵</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3> …狂生</FONT><BR line-break?><BR line-break?><P><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">彼眉以后常临镜
此狗必然笑坏牙 … 狂 迎某君
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">谁爱尖头鳗 ..  狂出句
君知大眼鸡 ..  芳对句
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">白云猪手肥  最宜烘川边地豆
龙井青茶妙  会得飲潜化功夫 … 嵌白龙
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">[原创]    加国飘来朱丽叶 … 芳
</FONT></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>[搞笑]   咸家傍住淡水湖</FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">  …  狂 12/6/04
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">征南魏无忌 – 狂生对句
</FONT></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>去病康有为</FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"> – 毒女出句
<P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">谁说清时无好月 … 狂生
向来明日有晴天  ..   三少
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<P>  --  6  --</P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">怪无过此 [ 狂生出题 ]
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">妙不可言 [缘分的天空]

</FONT><P><P 0pt? 0in><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">药房鲍管皆生病
医院何曾厌死尸  ….与芳魂论中西医
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</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">路途无积雪,</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">  放马过来.  [ 狂生 ]
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">踏雪寻梅，芳魂一缕缈天涯  [ 天涯 ]
</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">骑驴射桂, </FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman">  后羿无期行月殿  [ 狂生]
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">月照奴颜亦是禅[一朵浪花]
虫沿矛厕非无道&lt;狂狂生&gt; --- 庄子
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兜头醋雨敛芳容 [狂狂生].......
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">半老徐娘隨老伴 [芳魂]
小生漫道不生心 [狂生]
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman">身怀诗意千寻瀑[三少爷]
口挂春情二撇鸡[狂狂生]...........
<P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>松有十八公[总管]
李无二九子[狂狂生]
<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>投水屈原真叫屈！[三少]
飞天唐画甚荒唐 [狂狂生]
杀人曾子又何曾  [三少]
<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>但闻空谷马蹄韵[三少爷]
爱听孤坟鬼唱诗[狂集句]
<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>[原创]月带诗人投古寺  [十一郎]
[狂对]我无棉被过寒宵!
<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>门口相逢先问好[月瘦如眉]
犬王独处已狂成[ 狂狂生 ]
<P><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;><FONT face="Times New Roman"><P></FONT><P><P break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 0in WORD-BREAK: 14pt? 0pt;>联坛少有射雕手［三少］
眾将寧无折臂翁 [狂狂生]..
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